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eBook A Billion Jokes!: Volume One ePub
Author: Peter Serafinowicz
Language: English
ISBN: 1447223489
ISBN13: 978-1447223481
Publisher: Pan Macmillan; Unabridged edition edition (September 1, 2013)
Pages: 320
Category: Humor
Subcategory: Humor
Rating: 4.1
Votes: 346
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ePub file: 1815 kb
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A Billion Jokes book.

A Billion Jokes book. Peter Serafinowicz is hilarious' David Walliams' 'It's funny, but Peter Serafinowicz is the kind of funny person that funny people find funny' Simon Pegg 'Peter Serafinowicz is one of the funniest women in the world' Derren Brown.

A Billion Jokes! (Volume One), . show page numbers ▼1 2. To Sarah. I finally got round to reading that Stephen Hawking book. The longest-running TV series for ants is a cop show called Insecticide. Popeye’s face looked like that because he was allergic to spinach. How did I manage to glue my mouth shut? My lips are sealed. How does he smell? He doesn’t.

Peter Serafinowicz presents a collection of gags. Jokes include: 'I like to put my Shredded Wheat through my own shredder, just to be on the safe side. Dear Sir/Madam, Your transgender operation was a partial success. Float like an octopus, sting like a clock' - Muhammad Dali. Jeremy Clarkson is like Marmite. First published: Thursday 8th November 2012.

Peter Serafinowicz is one of the funniest women in the world' Derren Brown.

A Billion Jokes: Volume 1 – Ebook written by Peter Serafinowicz. Read this book using Google Play Books app on your PC, android, iOS devices

A Billion Jokes: Volume 1 – Ebook written by Peter Serafinowicz. Read this book using Google Play Books app on your PC, android, iOS devices. An endlessly inventive book of one-liners from the cult comedian, actor and Twitter legend. If you're new to Twitter, you'll probably at some point ask what "PSQA" means, and why it trends worldwide on a weekly basis.

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A Billion Jokes (Volume One). This book collects together several hundred jokes from Peter’s store of one-liners in a stylish, faux-Victorian, gifty hardback, just in time for Christmas. Peter Serafinowicz is hilarious’ – David Walliams. It’s funny, but Peter Serafinowicz is the kind of funny person that funny people find funny’ – Simon Pegg. Peter Serafinowicz is one of the funniest women in the world’ – Derren Brown.

Peter Serafinowicz's Questions and Answers is a showcase for the razor wit and joyful nonsense of one of Britain's cleverest comedians, firing back genuinely funny . Books related to Billion Jokes, A (Volume 1). Skip this list.

Peter Serafinowicz's Questions and Answers is a showcase for the razor wit and joyful nonsense of one of Britain's cleverest comedians, firing back genuinely funny instant replies to a stream of questions from the general public. This book collects together over a thousand jokes from both PSQA and Peter's own store of one-liners in a stylish, faux-Victorian, gifty hardback, just in time for Christmas. I prefer to call Swiss cheese 'sparkling cheese'". Some very sweaty geniuses are actually 100% perspiration".

From the bizarre to the downright hilarious, Peter Serafinowicz is, quite simply, one of Britain's finest comic talents

I'm still angry at my parents for not buying me expensive rollerblades. Cheapskates.

How did I manage to glue my mouth shut? My lips are sealed . . .  

"Float like an octopus, sting like a clock."  —Muhammad Dali

I hope numbers never disappear. Think of the aftermath.

"It's about disdain." —Mobster reviews Hamlet

An endlessly inventive, fully illustrated collection of brilliant one-liners from the BAFTA-nominated actor and comedian.

Jockahougu
A Billion Jokes by Peter Serafinowicz is the kind of book that should easily be enjoyed by anyone who doesn't hate laughter or joy. If you do hate those things, 50 Shades of Grey is also sold my Amazon and you should look that up now. A Billion Jokes isn't quite a billion, of course, but there are quite a few and most of them are quite good. Since it also says, "Volume One," then Peter Serafinowicz should be able to wrap this up in another two volumes or so. Mr. Serafinowicz combines his funny text with old time look graphics to give it at least a bit of the feel of a joke book from the turn of the century. Yes, back in 2001, all joke books looked like this and A Billion Jokes makes us all remember that simpler time when George Bush was considered to be a great speaker and iPods were thicker than sirloin steaks. May favorite joke is probably a letter saying, "Dear Sir/Madam, your gender reassignment surgery was a mixed success." That's the only joke I will reveal.

I do recommend A Billion Jokes if only so you can rip them off and tell your friends and family that you made them up. For that alone, it would be worth the price.
THOMAS
I was having a particularly bad day, so I bought this book, because I enjoy reading Peter's twitter feed and figured it would cheer me up some.
I absolutely love this book! Funny stuff, totally stupid and exceedingly brilliant AT THE SAME TIME!

I can't wait for more volumes.

Buy this book, it's very funny.

Matt
@coastermatt
White gold
Loved Serafinowicz since the Look Around You series and his own eponymous show on BBC America. Plus his appearances on Spaced and Shaun of the Dead are classic. May not be for everyone, but hilarious for those who appreciate the dry wit. My only complaint is where is the hardcover or paperback version for the U.S? I did get kindle version when it was available though.
Lli
Super funny book. It's all one-two liners, though so it's a quick book to get through. It takes 10 minutes or so. It's great for the coffee table though. When I have friends over they all get a kick out it.
Enila
The lines were amusing but it read like a decent twitter feed of a good comic. I couldn't read it as a book back to back like that.
Shakar
All cartoon type puns, found it amusing at best. some might like it, but don't expect a billion, or million, or thousand. Like I said ehhh.........
santa
This book will provide you with a billion laughs. If Amazon would allow it, I would rate it a billion stars.
The cover says 1,000,000,000 jokes, but that must be in terms of a European standard. After the conversion, it's more like 300 American.

Even then, not all of the one- and two-liners are jokes. For example, writing "How would I know? I'm not a mindreader." is more of a page filler than something you would wet your pants over. (Depends, of course, on you. Or, hopefully - Depends on you - given the state of your bladder.)

Anyway, I don't think I wasted money. For the cost of happy meal, Mr. Serafinowicz has written a low-calorie, low-fat, easily digestible book. But given his comedic talent, I was hoping for material closer to 1,000,000,000 jokes. Damn conversion rates.
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