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The Brentford Trilogy is a series of ten novels by writer Robert Rankin.

The Brentford Trilogy is a series of ten novels by writer Robert Rankin. They humorously chronicle the lives of a couple of drunken middle-aged layabouts, Jim Pooley and John Omally, who confront the forces of darkness in the environs of West London, usually with the assistance of large quantities of beer from their favourite public house, The Flying Swan. The novels in this series are as follows: The Antipope (1981) – Pooley and Omally take on the resurrected Pope Alexander VI, the last Borgia pope.

The Brentford Chainstore Massacre. Originally published by Doubleday, a division of Transworld Publishers. All the characters in this book are fictitious, and any resemblance to actual persons living or dead is purely coincidental.

A born writer with a taste for the occult. Robert Rankin is to Brentford what William Faulkner was to Yoknaptawpha County' - Time Out. 'One of the finest living comic writers. a sort of drinking man's H. G. Wells' - Midweek. Series: Brentford Trilogy (Book 5).

Brentford Chainstore Massacre Book 5 of the now legendary Brentford Trilogy Robert Rankin

Brentford Chainstore Massacre Book 5 of the now legendary Brentford Trilogy Robert Rankin. SHAGGY DOG STORY What a wonderful lurcher you have there, Mrs Bryant, I haven't seen as fine a one since long before the war. Can you make it roll about, play dead, or beg a biscuit? Nod its head or shake your hand by sticking out its paw?

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Robert Rankin describes himself as a teller of tall tales. British Fantasy Society Best Novel nominee (1997) : The Brentford Chainstore Massacre

Robert Rankin describes himself as a teller of tall tales. The Morning Star describes him as 'The Master of Silliness', and his publisher describes him as The Master of Far Fetched Fiction. He is the author of more than thirty novels, of which he has sold millions of copies, and he is published - and making people laugh - around the world. Robert Rankin is a great entertainer, whether in person or through his novels, with wit, humour and an incredible personal warmth. British Fantasy Society Best Novel nominee (1997) : The Brentford Chainstore Massacre. British Fantasy Society Best Novel nominee (2006) : The Brightonomicon.

All right, said John. I thought all this was to be a fifty-fifty deal. You have a plan of your own you would like to discuss? ot as such. Well, until you do, perhaps we might try mine. I just felt it needed saying. I go now to the canal and attempt to recover Marchant. You go to the Memorial Library, dig out all the ancient maps of the borough you can find and photocopy them. Can you manage that?.

Robert Rankin is one of the well known authors of The United Kingdom who has written some of the very successful books based on the fantasy and fiction genres.

The Lord of the Ring Roads. Robert Rankin is one of the well known authors of The United Kingdom who has written some of the very successful books based on the fantasy and fiction genres. He is particularly famous as a humorous novelist. Author Rankin was born on July 27, 1949, in Parsons Green, London, England. He began his writing career during the late 1970s and became a bestselling author for the first time in his career in the year 1999, after the publication of his book titled ‘Snuff Fiction’. Author: Robert Rankin. There is nothing more powerful than a bad idea whose time has come. And there can be few ideas less bad or more potentially apocalyptic than that hatched by genetic scientist Dr Stephen Malone. Using DNA strands extracted from the dried blood on the Turin Shroud, Dr Malone is cloning Jesus.